Seriously. By my age, I think I'm supposed to find babies cute or interesting or something. My boss brought in a picture of her grand-thing the other day to work and, as a challenger to her daughter, held it up to me and asked if it was cute. To lie through that was bad enough - Imagine when the pregnant secretary brings in her new baby for the first time in August or whatnot. That'll have to be some good acting.
They're just lumpy, ugly, and loud. Bald little things that poop and scream. I just don't understand the appeal. Around 6, yeah, they start becoming pretty awesome, but until then? It's like having a retarded dog that you have to take care of and look out for (no offense to dogs intended). My views may change when I get to be a certain age where I'm just a-rootin' for a-breedin', but I can't see that happening in the conceivable future. Sure, it would seem likely go something along the lines of:
2-3 years from now: Meet some great girl and fall in love
3-5 years from that: Get married to her
5-10 years from that: Breedin' time
That'll be most people's love-life future projection. It just doesn't seem likely to me, for me, at the moment. I've been in, what, 4 relationships (very negotiable), the last one leaving me feeling even more cynical and bitter than before about love and commitment. I just don't get how to be not self-centered anymore, I used it all up.
Anyway, my point: Babies are ugly as fuck. Additionally: useless.
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